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Ask me something

paulislaughing:

“Don’t hit my penis and shout chalk zone!”

then dont grab my boob and say chalkzone

i use my hellbows for sinning

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my-vi0lentdelight:

oxers:

stonerswithboners:


Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.

In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart



Cardiomyopathy bitches.
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-02-22/news/ct-x-broken-heart-syndrome-20120222_1_stress-cardiomyopathy-heart-attack-heart-syndrome

my-vi0lentdelight:

oxers:

stonerswithboners:

Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.

In biology we dissected a heart and our teacher told us that the heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from a broken heart

Cardiomyopathy bitches.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-02-22/news/ct-x-broken-heart-syndrome-20120222_1_stress-cardiomyopathy-heart-attack-heart-syndrome

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angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

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spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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Has my entire existence just been one long backwards conversation about salsa

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

Source: trust

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kingcheddarxvii:

buttwyatt:

every episode

you don’t even need to watch the show after watching this

Source: buttwyatt

chickensnack:

thinking about swords

chickensnack:

thinking about swords

Source: chickensnack

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

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nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.


I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.

nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.

I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.