THEY ONLY TELL LIES AND DO NOT EXIST


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barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

Source: zitaodds

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

Source: bobbyhoying

browningtons:

Its about to get nsfw in here

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Source: browningtons

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

Source: clientsfromhell

  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • me typing in 2014: hella

Source: cishetguys

weaselbites:

lvl10floatingnose:

weaselbites:

a holes au is like #1 on the list of aus i’ve always wanted

i love holes. holes is such a great book and the film is woNDERFUL EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET INTO HOLES

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Is this right?

I’M GONNA

Source: weaselbites

coolator:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

FUCK OFF

Source: tastefullyoffensive

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Source: kevinkinky-

organmeat:

*throws laptop in bathtub* aesthetic

Source: organmeat

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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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Source: clestroying

mrdaveenglish:

orangelemonart:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

Why is Homestuck missing?

Because, while Homestuck may be annoying to people not in the fandom, it talks about DIFFERENT THINGS. It updates frequently. All you ever hear about Doctor Who is him and Rose leaning against a wall. All you ever hear about Supernatural is that Dean and Cas are gay. All you ever hear about Sherlock is that he loved John so much he jumped off a building for him. And all you hear about Avengers is that Loki is precious.

Homestuck may be a lot of annoying things, but at least it is a LOT of annoying things instead of just the same one over and over.

god bless tumblr user orangelemonart

Source: orangelemonart

nickiminajvevo:

gettin outta school on the last day like

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Source: nickiminajvevo